Aggressively annoying:
Mushroom-sized and shaped Mary-Kate Olsen is dating Encino Man.
Tom Cruise, what is Scientology's position on feeding the general public rampant, blazing lies? We are not fooled! And we are not going to go see either your or your "girlfriend" Katie Holmes' blockbuster movies this summer!
TOO SKINNY.
NOT glamorous.
No longer funny.
If bleaching your naturally gorgeous red hair into a stringy pale yellow mess isn't a sign of self-hatred, then perhaps starving yourself is.
